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PostSubject: Funny SMS Collection   Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:45 am

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?

Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS Collection   Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:46 am

Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx "BHAI JAN"
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS Collection   Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:47 am

Chicken Ready,Yes Boss
Omlet Ready, Yes Boss
Mutton Read No Boss
Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS Collection   Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:48 am

Principal 2 Students:

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

Students:

Impossible Sir!

College Is Only For 6 Hours!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS Collection   Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:49 am

Bad News:
Meri Car Green Hills Se Gir k Tabah Ho Gai,
Driver Moqa Per Mar Gaya,
Aap Sab Friends Se Request Hai K Dua Krain,
I Hope Next Time Aisa Nai Ho Ga.

Because

Ab Main
“NEED 4 SPEED Underground” Khelon Ga.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS Collection   Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:02 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Funny SMS Collection   Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:24 am

Nice
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